Latest Episodes

Tim & Chelsea: Tim has a melt down over Yellow Stone

Tim’s new favorite show, Yellowstone, didn’t receive a Emmy nomination and he’s PISSED! You won’t believe why Chelsea Dad Bud has to go to Puerto Rico. How do you deal with a family member who borrows your car and won’t return it?
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Tim & Chelsea: It’s Prime Day!

Chelsea didn’t get any sleep last night and she explains why. What’s the one thing you thought you purchased that turned out to be something totally different? Chelsea Father In Law thought he bought tickets to see Elton John but it was actually an Elton John cover band. It’s Prime Day! What did Chelsea and Karen buy that they probably didn’t need?
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Tim & Chelsea: Name that Murica Movie

Tim and Chelsea act out movies which the other one has to guess. What do you do when your cousin takes a job with your ex fiancée? Tims Neighbor almost set the neighborhood on fire on the 4th of July.
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Tim & Chelsea: Family members keep calling to congratulate non-pregnant relative on pregnancy

Michelle’s cousin Carly told their family that Michelle is pregnant. Small problem though. She isn’t! Mike Durkee from the Wounded Veterans Relief Fund joins us with a very cool announcement. Bo and Bridge are in Boston so how much money did she spend at target with the boys out of town? Chelsea’s Father just learned he has a sister. r 
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Tim & Chelsea: Listener found a decapitated body in a car on the side of the road

Tim’s Son Jonah competed after having bronchitis. Is Tim a bad dad for letting him do that? Chelseas Going shopping at Target how much money do we think shell spend? Craziest thing you’ve seen on the side of the road? one of our listeners found a decapitated body in a car!
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Tim & Chelsea: Man robs Target of vibrators

What is the update on Tim’s “compromised” visa gift card that Chelsea got him? A Florida man robbed Target of vibrators. Did anyone know Target sold those? Tim didn’t want to watch Yellowstone but finally caved is completely obsessed. Tim Makes Chelsea take the Yellowstone quiz and completely loses it when she gets her result and TA Walker from WPTV just randomly showed up in studio uninvited.
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Tim & Chelsea: Chelsea lost to her husband in hide and seek

Chelsea couldn’t find her husband in a game of hide and seek in their house and now she refuses to stay there when he’s gone thinking someone can easily be there in plain sight. A woman from a dog park keeps DMing this dude she met at the dog park who’s in a relationship for “doggy playdates” by sending him inappropriate photos. Tim impersonates his son coming home from cross country practice and we have an update on the gift card Chelsea gave to Tim.
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Tim & Chelsea: The downfalls of Chelsea

Chelsea was embarrassed in public because she was dressed nicer than everyone else, according to her. She also gave Tim a gift card that doesn’t work. Chelsea also failed security questions about herself trying to get CLEAR at the airport. It’s just been a bad couple of days for our girl.
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Tim & Chelsea: Spending money your spouse doesn’t know about

Have you spent money your spouse didn’t know about? Chelseas mom spends so much money on shoes that her dad has no clue about! A listener told us she thought someone broke in her house and called police. Turns out her rumba was eating her bra in the bathroom.
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Tim & Chelsea: Bride un-asks sister-in-law to be a bridesmaid

A bride to be seeks Tim and Chelsea’s help in asking her pregnant sister-in-law to be in no longer being a bridesmaid. What did you pay a lot of money for that turned out to be junk?
Chelsea paid for flowers that were awful. How hot is it when a chick drives a truck?? Tim goes nuclear talking about how hot it is when Karen drives his truck. Wellington makes top 10 of best places to live! Whose dad walked out of his room one night in his underwear to discover a house full of teenagers?
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